are you a clown because you are cirque du so lame
but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
If I ever get brutally murdered I hope they at least pick a good picture to go on every news station, that’s all I ask
recommended for me
So close.
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
